Simple conversation:
John: "Heya, sweetie. I know that the braces need to be paid soon but have I got some great, no, awesome news for you."
Wife: "What's that, honey?"
John: "I'm now the proud owner of Apex wheels!"
Wife: "I'm happy for you. Now what about the braces? How does this tie into your 'awesome' news as you call it?"
John: "Oh, yeah. We will be deferring the braces payment for at least a few months. In the meantime, I'll be breaking the wheels in, getting the alignment done, and just making sure all is well with the setup."
Wife: "John, let me see if I understand this correctly. You've gone out and bought new Ajax wheels. We won't be making the scheduled payment to the ortho. And that's awesome news. Do I that right?"
John: "Uh, yep -- with one minor correction. They're Apex wheels, not Ajax."
Wife: "Sir, you march your little ass onto ZHPMafia.com and tell your little friends there that you have some new wheels for sale. Am I making myself clear?"
John: "But did I tell you that these suckers weigh less than 22 lbs per wheel?"
Wife: "3, 2, 1 ...."
John: "But, but...."
Wife: "NOW!"