Post your daily ZHP/BMW/MINI pics!

[holyc0w]

This. To reinforce your point, I've found the highest probability of experiencing unsolicited bird defecation comes within 12 hours of a wash.

I try to avoid parking under trees after washing, but chances are they'll find it anyway.

[704sw]

I try to avoid parking under trees after washing, but chances are they'll find it anyway.

To quote Field of Dreams:
"If you wash it, they will poo."

[az3579]

Seriously...

Yeah, those fuckers always find a way to shit DIRECTLY in my line of sight on the windshield, with enough time to spare to let the hot sun BAKE it on.

And OF COURSE I never have anything to clean it with...

[slater]

Been there. I swear, the risk for a bird relieving itself on your car is inversely related to how long it has been since you last cleaned your car

This. To reinforce your point, I've found the highest probability of experiencing unsolicited bird defecation comes within 12 hours of a wash.

i wonder if i put a mirror face-up on the driveway, if they would crap on that instead. hmmmm.

[Rovert]

All cleaned up after running back and fourth 10 times to the office kitchen to fill my 1L water bottle. Got my steps in!!

[ZHPizza]

Yeah, those fuckers always find a way to shit DIRECTLY in my line of sight on the windshield, with enough time to spare to let the hot sun BAKE it on.

And OF COURSE I never have anything to clean it with...

All cleaned up after running back and fourth 10 times to the office kitchen to fill my 1L water bottle. Got my steps in!!

You guys need a portable bird poo system...

Get you some o this:



Mix a few ounces with water in one of these:



And throw it in the trunk with one of these:



Spray the poo spot. Let it dwell for 30-60 seconds, carefully wipe up the poo bits, spray again, wipe gently with a clean section of the cloth.

Your paint (and coworkers) will thank you.

[Rovert]

I don't have to worry too much. Ceramic is protecting where half the poop was. I just thought it would be more of a PITA if it sits in the sun longer and my car was in the shade until now. I would say always have a bottle of club soda in so you can have pressurized water if you're hardcore.

[Vas]

Waterless Wash works great as well with a MF towel

Tips here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmz8sXiFxk

[704sw]

Waterless Wash works great as well with a MF towel

Tips here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmz8sXiFxk

I've learned so much from Larry at AmmoNYC. Great videos. He'll respond to emails too.

[ZHPizza]

Just a stellar fucking pack job by FCP Euro