First, welcome to ZHPMafia.com, a site created for owners and enthusiasts of the BMW.

You won't find a more friendly, courteous, and professional group of members than right here at ZHPMafia.com, where we pride ourselves on attacking issues -- not each other. Indeed, if you're looking for a raucous, insensitive, unprofessional, and idiotic forum experience, this is definitely not the place for you. However, if you're looking for a top-notch place where you can discuss BMWs -- and ZHPs specifically -- in an intelligent and friendly manner, then you've found the right place. You'll fit right in.

The best way to engage the membership is to create a thread in the "New Members" forum. There, you will introduce yourself and tell us a little bit about the things that make you, well, you. You'll find that members will quickly jump into your thread and welcome you to the site.

If you ever have a problem with the site, or have a suggestion on how we can make it better, feel free to post a comment in our "Suggestions and Ideas" forum. You'll find that we're quite responsive to ideas, complaints, and suggestions.

With that said, please enjoy your stay. Welcome to ZHPMafia.com.