So, just found out that my battery is totally shot
And I only figured that out by attempting to replace the battery in my key, which I brutally mangled rendering it useless, then trying to start the car anyway to no avail.
Also does everyone else have key holes in their doors? Weird question, I know, but for some reason my car doesn't have them. Not sure if previous owner did a delete or what, but it's majorly inconvenient that whenever my battery dies in either my key or my car I have to crawl through the ski portal in the trunk to unlock the doors