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az3579
03-08-2014, 08:51 AM
Service bulletin

The official oil change procedure has a new provision. This provision requires the under shield be removed and inspected for deceased vermin before lowering the vehicle back down after draining oil. This will ensure your vehicle doesn't become a haven for disease and ridicule. Failure to remove deceased vermin, if present, could pose health risks and loss of friendships.

Please don't let this happen to you.

Thank you.

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gmurphy
03-08-2014, 08:56 AM
Service bulletin

The official oil change procedure has a new provision. This provision requires the under shield be removed and inspected for deceased vermin before lowering the vehicle back down after draining oil. This will ensure your vehicle doesn't become a haven for disease and ridicule. Failure to remove deceased vermin, if present, could pose health risks and loss of friendships.

Please don't let this happen to you.

Thank you.

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Excellent recommendation. :rofl


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az3579
03-08-2014, 08:57 AM
For the record, that is not my car. It's a car my buddy is doing the oil filter housing gasket on.

Therefore, I am retaining my friendships. :)


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TigerTater
03-08-2014, 09:23 AM
hahah. that is big ol Rat....!! Well done I would say...Seared and served with a 0-W40 Au JuS!
danewilson77
03-08-2014, 10:56 AM
Barbeque rat.

Tasty :shifty

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az3579
03-08-2014, 11:06 AM
I'm thinking that thing drowned in oil... That's surely what it looks like at this point. Gross.
We're still trying to figure out how to dispose of it. Lol


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Avetiso
03-08-2014, 11:10 AM
What the flip. This is why my shield stays off lol.

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ELCID86
03-08-2014, 11:22 AM
Gross. --I bet it'd burn for quite some time!
gmurphy
03-08-2014, 01:38 PM
I'm thinking that thing drowned in oil... That's surely what it looks like at this point. Gross.
We're still trying to figure out how to dispose of it. Lol


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Just cook it up. Dane said it himself lol. I recommend a little pepper though otherwise it might be to greasy. Well rather oily... :)


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az3579
03-08-2014, 02:12 PM
Dunno, looks like a genetically mutated rat up close. Not sure if I want that.


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Vas
03-08-2014, 05:46 PM
Man that's pretty nasty
az3579
03-08-2014, 07:43 PM
I recommended my buddy have it stuffed and mounted on his wall as a token of victory for BMW.


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gmurphy
03-08-2014, 08:26 PM
I recommended my buddy have it stuffed and mounted on his wall as a token of victory for BMW.


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+1


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