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Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 05:21 AM
Good morning, ya'll!

Former e34 owner here, currently driving a w204 MB and unloading it soon as the ZHP passes the state inspection. Daily driving a 16 year old BMW? What couldn't go wrong!

A week ago today I was flying out to Little Rock from Baltimore to check out a ZHP that a friend found on one of the FB groups. After what seemed like forever waiting for the seller's title to get released (seriously, speed of government indeed), the deal was struck.

A 30 minute shake down in the twisties around Little Rock AFB, a trip to the bank, and one notarized bill of sale later, this 2004 ZHP was mine and I was back into BMW ownership for the first time in over 10 years. It had 103K miles, typical e46 issues (headliner, rubber trim shot, etc etc), but pulled strong and handled incredibly well.

The next 1300 miles and 2.5 days would take me through Memphis, Nashville, Kentucky, and West Virginia. No incidents or issues, no tickets, and over 2 cases of good Kentucky bourbon came home with me, along with stops at Central BBQ and Graceland in Memphis, the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Bardstown, KY (Barton, Heaven Hill, and Willet Distilleries), Four Roses, Buffalo Trace, and Morgantown WV for a quick overnight.

Notably: A high speed run from Lexington KY to almost Ashland KY pacing off a KY State Trooper who didn't drop below 85mph was certainly a highlight, as was navigating I79 at night from Charleston WV to Morgantown WV. For what it is worth, there is nobody on that road at night and it is DARK! Thank God for Waze telling me where the turns were. After a couple days and 1000 miles, I got the chance to throw it into twisties I was familiar with around Deep Creek Lake, MD.

Anyway, some parts from FCPEuro are inbound, and the car will go back to stock 18's soon as I can secure a set.

Cheers!

Vas
09-28-2020, 05:25 AM
Welcome.

Amy pictures to share ?

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Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 06:00 AM
For some reason attaching a file isn't working. I've tried changing sizes but nada.

Titanium Silver/Black Cube on 19" BBS wannabes

fredo
09-28-2020, 06:23 AM
Welcome, sir. That was a fun trip. I always save the pics on my laptop and post with this button. Is that what you are trying to do ?

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Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 07:12 AM
Sure was, but wasn't taking.

Trying again, but resized much much smaller.

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Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 07:14 AM
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Karl Lazlo
09-28-2020, 07:28 AM
Welcome, Turd. About time you you got here. Good to have you here, you maniac!

Oli77
09-28-2020, 07:32 AM
Ha, you had me at "2 cases of good KY bourbon".
Carry on...

Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 07:36 AM
Welcome, Turd. About time you you got here. Good to have you here, you maniac!

I blame you entirely. Thanks for your help, you are aware what you've done, right?

Karl Lazlo
09-28-2020, 07:45 AM
I blame you entirely. Thanks for your help, you are aware what you've done, right?

I accept no blame. You're an adult and I would say that you purchased this car with the proper informed consent. You came to me for advice and counsel knowing full well what my own issues were. You don't go to the baker if you want to cut down on carbs and you sure as hell don't come to me if you want to prevent purchasing a wayward BMW.

BMW people are weird. Turd, you are further confirming that observation.

Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 07:58 AM
I accept no blame. You're an adult and I would say that you purchased this car with the proper informed consent. You came to me for advice and counsel knowing full well what my own issues were. You don't go to the baker if you want to cut down on carbs and you sure as hell don't come to me if you want to prevent purchasing a wayward BMW.

BMW people are weird. Turd, you are further confirming that observation.

Rest assured, I know exactly how weird they can be. And you as well.

You are, after all, talking to a guy who daily drove a 200K+ mile e34 for years.

Karl Lazlo
09-28-2020, 08:19 AM
With that history and experience, you blame me? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 08:25 AM
With that history and experience, you blame me? You should be ashamed of yourself.

In order to be ashamed of one's self, one must have shame in the first place.

Have I taught you nothing?

johnrando
09-28-2020, 10:53 AM
Welcome, car looks great!

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Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 03:56 PM
Thank you, and likewise. That's a hot looking vert!

BMWCurves
09-28-2020, 04:23 PM
Welcome! Glad you joined in on #CoupeLYFE

Karl Lazlo
09-28-2020, 05:13 PM
Welcome! Glad you joined in on #CoupeLYFE

We are glad to have Turd. He better not wear out his welcome with his boorish, and drunken behavior.

johnrando
09-28-2020, 05:19 PM
Thank you, and likewise. That's a hot looking vert!:thumbsup

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Turd Ferguson
09-28-2020, 07:45 PM
We are glad to have Turd. He better not wear out his welcome with his boorish, and drunken behavior.

I’ll see my way out then.

Karl Lazlo
09-29-2020, 03:13 AM
Nah, stick around. You'll like it here. It'll balance out my boorish behavior.

Turd Ferguson
09-30-2020, 04:23 AM
Nah, stick around. You'll like it here. It'll balance out my boorish behavior.

Twist my arm.