ZHP Mafia SIGFest 2012 - Williamsburg, VA - May 18th, 19th, & 20th

[danewilson77]

^:rofl

Thanks

[M3TA5IN]

Dane Wilson has inside jokes with complete strangers.

Cuba imports cigars from him.

Mosquitoes don't bite him, out of pure respect.


Dane doesn't always clean up, but when he does, he uses the finest micro fiber to be had.

[elric]

:rofl

[Ryans323i]

Good one Rob. Completely true.

[jayjay_dee]

Dane Wilson has inside jokes with complete strangers.

Cuba imports cigars from him.

Mosquitoes don't bite him, out of pure respect.


Dane doesn't always clean up, but when he does, he uses the finest micro fiber to be had.


He doesnt do push ups, he pushes the world DOWN... :rofl

Dane could be the real Dos Equis guy....

[static667]

Just further proof that Dane is the man.

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[cakM3]

He doesnt do push ups, he pushes the world DOWN... :rofl

Dane could be the real Dos Equis guy....

Even Chuck Norris looks up to Dane, he's so good :thumbsup

[danewilson77]

You guys gotta stop....Lmao.

I'm just a squirrel, in the world...

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[az3579]

From this point forward, any Chuck Norris phrase you've ever heard is to have the name Chuck Norris immediately be replaced with Dane Wilson.

Period.

[danewilson77]

From this point forward, any Chuck Norris phrase you've ever heard is to have the name Chuck Norris immediately be replaced with Dane Wilson.

Period.

Wow.

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[C Withers Media]

Jesus can walk on water, but Dane Wilson can swim through land.

[danewilson77]

Jesus can walk on water, but Dane Wilson can swim through land.

Bahahaha....

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[Oli77]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/598/The-Most-Interesting-Man-in-the-World.jpg

[cakM3]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/598/The-Most-Interesting-Man-in-the-World.jpg

someone needs to photoshop Dane to this pic...:) "Stay thirsty, my friends!"

[static667]

Jesus can walk on water, but Dane Wilson can swim through land.

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[Ryans323i]

Yeah, but can we do something with motor oil. Like, "Stay lubed my friends."

When's the youtube video coming?!

[Oli77]

I'll give it a try...

[Oli77]

Quick and dirty.

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac208/othibau/dane.jpg

[Johnmadd]

Quick and dirty.

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac208/othibau/dane.jpg

:rofl that's great

[johnrando]

:rofl Awesome Oli!

[danewilson77]

Yous guys.

[Hornung418]

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[static667]

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[danewilson77]

Post whores :)

[cakM3]

Awesome!

[kayger12]

Priceless!

[Oli77]

Thanks guys. Hope Casey doesn't mind the defacing of part of his watermarked pictures and his excellent work.

Thanks Ryan and Charlie for the idea.

Boss, I know you liked it ;)

[Ryans323i]

:rfol

I just died. lol

Must. Become. A. Smilie.

[cakM3]

no problem Oli :thumbsup I knew there was someone in the family who knew how to do this :biggrin It turned out well :p

[danewilson77]

Request that beard be a bit fuller.

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[Ryans323i]

And maybe a quart of BMW oil instead of the XX.

[Oli77]

OK. I can work on it a bit more give me a couple days.

I'll work on the beard, the glasses maybe and the beer.

[Ryans323i]

Cool. Take your time!

[danewilson77]

And maybe a quart of BMW oil instead of the XX.


OK. I can work on it a bit more give me a couple days.

I'll work on the beard, the glasses maybe and the beer.

Thanks Oli. I just want to be accurately represented. Whatever..........hehe

[jayjay_dee]

Pure awesomeness Dane...

+1 on replacing the bottle with quart of oil...

[Marcus-SanDiego]

Thanks guys. Hope Casey doesn't mind the defacing of part of his watermarked pictures and his excellent work.

Thanks Ryan and Charlie for the idea.

Boss, I know you liked it ;)

Think that was my picture.


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[danewilson77]

^It was....

[HokieZHP]

Well this just got awkward...

[danewilson77]

Well this just got awkward...

Yeah. If the Boss had an issue, he would tell us. One thing about the Boss is he doesn't beat around the bush.

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[M3TA5IN]

Yeah. If the Boss had an issue, he would tell us. One thing about the Boss is he doesn't beat around the bush.

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Fact, and that shit is funny!

[Marcus-SanDiego]

No problem here. Just figured I would say it was my picture before Casey chimed in and said it was mine.

Carry on. Have fun.

[zhpnsnv]

I want that image on a shirt but I want the beer to be oil. XX Oil.

[Hornung418]

Can we turn Dane Wilson into a trending meme?

I think we can!

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[Ryans323i]

I know we can!

[Oli77]

Because of his awesome devotion to the car, his family, his careful, deliberate, calm and poised helpful hand...

because dolphins cry (or something like that) and because some walk on water and others swim through land (something else, like that) ...

because Charlie said something about photoshop and Ryan said something about staying lubed (;))...

because Mark took the pic (I defaced - ;))...

because of all the friends he united and the awesome extended family he helped create....


Here is:





http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac208/othibau/danebetter.jpg

[danewilson77]

Lmao with my wife. Nicely played Oli.

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[Oli77]

Pleasure's mine boss

[BCS_ZHP]

I'm thinking that's the banner for SIGFest 2.5

[Oli77]

Resolution is too low I'm afraid. But he could put it on his stationary.

[Hornung418]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[kayger12]

:rofl

I wish this was sent with a Galaxy S3

[johnrando]

Classic! Well done.

[DasMechaniKer]

Edited.....Ryan just died again

[Ryans323i]

Because of his awesome devotion to the car, his family, his careful, deliberate, calm and poised helpful hand...

because dolphins cry (or something like that) and because some walk on water and others swim through land (something else, like that) ...

because Charlie said something about photoshop and Ryan said something about staying lubed (;))...

because Mark took the pic (I defaced - ;))...

because of all the friends he united and the awesome extended family he helped create....


Here is:





http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac208/othibau/danebetter.jpg


So last night, I'm sitting in bed drinking a refreshment as Das MechaniKer is scrolling through this thread and this post pops up. Thanks goodness I wasn't sipping because I burst out laughing! Great work on the PS Oli, it looks perfect!

Oh this is so funny!

[rvariverguy]

Bahahah that is too good!

[zhpnsnv]

Classic!

[static667]

Epic.

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[Oli77]

Thanks everyone. Feel free to share the love

[danewilson77]

Also...someone left a blue chair and a yellow chair at my place.

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[danewilson77]

Mark...I found your silent auction item today, that you won. I wrapped it up in the bid sheet, and set it by my tools, but I think it got bump and slid from where I had it. Anyway...brand new 3 series key chain is yours for $11.00.

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[zhpnsnv]

SCORE! I forgot to take home my stock intake. I'm okay with it finding another good home by whatever means it needs to. If you want it to be outa your garage, I can pay shipping.

[danewilson77]

SCORE! I forgot to take home my stock intake. I'm okay with it finding another good home by whatever means it needs to. If you want it to be outa your garage, I can pay shipping.

Where is your stock intake? I can drop the keychain in the mail to you. Just pm me your addy.

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[Oli77]

Dane, I think I might have left my strut brace, it's to the right of the lawn mover I think.

[danewilson77]

Dane, I think I might have left my strut brace, it's to the right of the lawn mover I think.

Ha!

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[Hornung418]

HAHA! Oli, that was clever :)

[kpro]

OMG that was terribly funny! I almost choked on oatmeal.

[danewilson77]

Mark...I found your silent auction item today, that you won. I wrapped it up in the bid sheet, and set it by my tools, but I think it got bump and slid from where I had it. Anyway...brand new 3 series key chain is yours for $11.00.

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Additionally...I found another item. My extra OEM BMW rechargeable flash light was bid upon and won by someone, I think, named Sarah (It was hard for me to read the writing). If this is you....please drop me a PM, and we'll take care of it.....

[danewilson77]

I don't know where else to put this little story, so I'll just leave it here.

So Sunday evening after swapping my diff and trans fluid, BP pulls his car into Danes garage to get his fenders rolled. Justin Wilson had been working on most everyones car in the garage that day and was fairly hungry. Not wanting any leftovers to eat for dinner, Dane goes to Wendy's to grab some food for him and his sons. After returning from Wendy's and giving the food to Justin, Dane started eating his burger. Walker comes out into the garage and asks for some paper towels to wipe off his hands. Dane says that the paper towels are all gone and to just make do. Walker goes back inside. So Dane, in need of a paper towel after eating his burger, walks over to a shelf in the corner of the garage. He grabs a clean microfiber cloth and wipes his mouth with it, using it as a napkin. It was one of the most baller things I have ever seen. I immediately referenced the episode of the Chappelle show where he is on MTV Cribs and puts diamonds on all of his food.

Now we all know that Dane Wilson's hands can beat a royal flush, and that he can burst onto any scene just by walking slowly. But when you witness one of these events happen in real life, when no one is supposed to notice. It is truly something to be marveled.
Lmao. I had forgotten about this. Still brings a smile toy face.

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[ELCID86]

^too funny.


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[Oli77]

Because, the boss! That was funny.

So was remembering the edited boss photo.

[johnrando]

LOL