haha... yep, it's a lemon!! :)
i mean... it's not a honda. :) but it also is not engineered like one. and at the age these cars are at, a lot of these type of issues definitely depend on how the POs drove and treated it. and while it can be painful overcoming issues as they come up, at least you're sorting it and know what the story is going forward.
my ZHP/T has 233K KMs on it now, is 13 years old, and while the Touring part was a 1-owner car before i got it, i've had the drivetrain for over 4 years now, and have replaced a TON of stuff... but i'm confident it will hold up for the long haul, mechanically... i do have a window regulator to change, but that's aging car stuff. :)