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  1. #61
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    Adolfo,
    No comphrenda on my part bro, no mas, no mas, gracias.
    Bruce

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  2. #62
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    Can I be Archivista or Bibliotecario, per favore? I haz lots of old stuffs...

  3. #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCS_ZHP View Post
    Adolfo,
    No comphrenda on my part bro, no mas, no mas, gracias.
    Bruce
    +1 thank goodness for Google Translate: "During my second tour of combat in Afghanistan, I WAS THE HEAD OF ALL AMERICAN FORCES in the western region of the country. But now, in the ZHP Mafia, I'm just an enforcer, but I'm happy about that."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELCID86 View Post
    +1 thank goodness for Google Translate: "During my second tour of combat in Afghanistan, I WAS THE HEAD OF ALL AMERICAN FORCES in the western region of the country. But now, in the ZHP Mafia, I'm just an enforcer, but I'm happy about that."
    Haha epic comment


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    The best part is that I had to say it in Italian once and it felt real good. I was stationed in Herat, on a Spanish-run base where the Italian HQs was also located. The Italians were in charge of security. One day I was coming back onto the base. When we got to the gate, I realized I did not have my identification with me. The Italian private at the gate did right in not letting me in. He would not even let my Soldiers vouch for me; he stood his ground. Attempts to contact his bosses who knew me were unsuccessful. So, I sought some inspiration from Don Vito Corleone, and channeling him, in my best Italian accent, I finally told the Italian private, "Io sono il capo di tutti gli americani qui." It felt sooooo good. I think the area around my mouth and chin even contorted when I said it. He let me in. After that my Soldiers started calling me Don Adolfo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Adolfo View Post
    Durante il mio secondo tour di combattimento in Afghanistan, IO ERO IL CAPO DI TUTTE LE FORZE AMERICANI nella regione occidentale del paese. Ma ora, nel ZHP mafia, io sono solo un enforcer, ma io sono felice di questo.
    Best quote ever on zhpmafia!
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    Call me Seth
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    I'm a 69'er

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnrando View Post
    Best quote ever on zhpmafia!
    Grazie mille!

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    Que esta pasando por aqui? Lo puedo leer, pero no lo entiendo.

    El Jefe,
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