A little background: She is from Switzerland, she loves BMW's. She has only owned BMW's, her family only owns BMW's. She knows 100% what a ZHP is. So dont flame her, she said this as a joke

I was putting in an intake the other day in the garage, she was hanging out with me. She turned around and said "Are ZHP's faster because they have Zebra Horse Power instead of normal horses".

I was almost in tears laughing. She thought she was the funniest gal in the world for the whole night.