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  1. #1
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    Funny thing my gf said

    A little background: She is from Switzerland, she loves BMW's. She has only owned BMW's, her family only owns BMW's. She knows 100% what a ZHP is. So dont flame her, she said this as a joke

    I was putting in an intake the other day in the garage, she was hanging out with me. She turned around and said "Are ZHP's faster because they have Zebra Horse Power instead of normal horses".

    I was almost in tears laughing. She thought she was the funniest gal in the world for the whole night.

  2. #2
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    That's awesome!


    Tapatalk on Jailbroken iOS: dhu eet!

    Travis | ’04 ZHP sedan 6MT | WeĭssLĭcht AEs | BMW clears | Plasti-Dipped grilles | BMW Perf. intake | TMS Power Pulleys | DIY aux-in | !CDV
    Sprint Booster w/Sport button | Mich PS AS4 (245 sq) | M3 front sway | Z4M LCABs | Beisan VANOS rebuild | GAS DISA rebuild | BMW diag. PC

  3. #3
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    You're a lucky guy!

    Sent from my DROIDX
    BP
    2005 330i ZHP / 6MT
    Imolarot / Naturbraun
    2003 330iT / 6MT
    Orientblau / Naturbraun




    It's not the car you drive, it's how you drive it.

  4. #4
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    What else to say, but "Zebra Horse Power FTW!", and "Zebra Horse Power - WINNING - DUH!". That makes the car special, we don't use just any ole regular horse.
    Randeaux/Rando/John/jr - '06 Cic ZHP; Southern California
    "ZHP or not, I still like you"


    ZHP Performance Package, Cold Weather Package, Leather, Jet Black/Black/BlackCube, NAV, Anthracite Black "my individual" interior trim
    ESS Stage 1 Twin Screw Supercharger, Sprint Booster, BMW Perf Intake, Magnaflow Exhaust, Dinan TB & STEP S/W, UCC Sway Bars, Apex EC-7 18x8.5 ET38
    Suspension: AST 44100 dampers, Bimmerworld front adjustable end links, Swift springs (8K front, 10K rear), Vorshlag camber plates
    Dynavin D99+, Hardwire V1 (w/V1 Connection), BSW Stage 1 Speakers, Kicker Amp/Subwoofer
    BMW Performance Strut Brace, Orion V2 Angel Eyes, No-holes License Plate, SMG Paddle Shift Mod, Besian VANOS, Gold DISA, Fan Delete, M3 Side Mirrors
    Note: Actual car no longer resembles signature picture

  5. #5
    BWAHAHAHAHA!!

    Changing my sig now.

    Zebra Horse Power - PSA: The Hypermiling Thread
    Kevin Savino-Riker
    Cogito Automation, LLC.
    I'm new at BMWs.

  6. #6
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    Zebra Horse Power for the win.

  7. #7
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    LOL..............

    That actually is pretty witty. You need to take her to dinner for making us all laugh. That's an order.
    Call Me Dane l 2/2004 330i ZHP l 18x8 ET45 BBS CK's wrapped with Michelin Pilot Sport AS3+ @ 245-40-18 l KW V1 Coilovers in front l KW V1 springs w/ Bilstein B8 dampeners in rear l BMW Performance Rotors l UUC StrutBarbarian l Racing Dynamics Rear Strut Bar l Jim Conforti Shark Injector l Light Birch Interior Trim l Bimmian Celly Mount l M3 Trunk Mat l l e90 Performance E-Brake & Shift Knob l M3 Tri-Stitched Boots l AL Headlight Retrofit with ZKW Lenses l CobyWheel Wrap w/M3 Stitching l LCM sw 4.5 triple blink and rear fogs l Maple Interior Trim

  8. #8
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    Underboss Dane has spoken. Take that awesome lady of yours out tonight.
    19" VMR VB3 CSL reps w/ General G-Max 3 A/S, BMW Performance short throw shifter, CDV delete, M54B30 swap, and a redneck CAI.

  9. #9
    I hope this becomes a bmw meme. This is too classic to just pass up.

  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by az3579 View Post
    You're a lucky guy!

    Sent from my DROIDX
    My girl is hanging around me to much and is starting to love cars! and she helped me install my roundels.. i love girls that know or try to learn about cars and share that with their bf

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