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  1. #5721
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  2. #5722
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    is that Biff in that suit?
    Dinan CAI &Throttle body, ESS Tuning TS2, Bimmerbrakes gen3 headers, UUC SSK & DSSR. Achilles oil pump, VAC oil pan baffle
    M3 Motor mounts, UUC Trans mounts, Modified clutch style LSD 3.15, TMS front subframe reinforcement, Koni Yellow sports,
    H&R sport springs,
    UUC sway bars, BMW Perf. Rotors, UUC SS brake lines, Hawk HPS pads, CSL replica wheels,
    Rotora strut bar, FXR HID conversion, M3 Mirror conversion, BSW stage 1 speakers

  3. #5723
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sockethead View Post
    is that Biff in that suit?
    LOL....!

    peter

    2004 330i ZHP
    2005 330iT ZHP
    2010 328iT M Sport
    2012 128i M Sport

  4. #5724
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    Dec 2016
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZHPizza View Post
    OMFG that's funny.
    -Chris


  5. #5725
    Quote Originally Posted by ZHPizza View Post
    911: "911, what's the nature of your emergency?"

    Caller: "Yeah, hello. There's a guy... he's my neighbor and it looks like he's <stammer> he's <pause> humping his car."

    911: "You are saying that a man is simulating a sex act with a vehicle?"

    Caller: "Yeah. Humping."

    911: "Can you provide a description of the man?"

    Caller: "Sure. He's a white guy. Mid 40s. Gray hair, about six foot."

    911: "What's he wearing?"

    Caller: "He's wearing this weird tan suit."

    911: "Like a business suit."

    Caller: "No. He looks like a big stuffed animal fucking his car, it's a BMW. Black."

    911: "What kind of BMW?"

    Caller: "I don't know, I drive a CRV. I think it's a three series."

    911: "Is it a ZHP?"

    Caller: "Hell if I know. It has tinted windows. <yelling> ARE YOU SENDING HELP?"

    911: "Yes, officers are on the way. Does it have a little wing on the trunk?"

    Caller: "Hold one, let me look. <pause> Yeah, a little wing. On the trunk."

    911: "Sounds like a ZHP. Sounds like what he is doing is lawful and reasonable. I'd have sex with my car, if it was a ZHP."

    Caller: "WHAT?"

    911: "Yeah, I know. It looks weird, but no crimes are being committed. He's taking care of his car. If he behavior changes to something dangerous, please call nine-one-one again. Thank you."

    /CALL TERMINATED

  6. #5726
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    Lol

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    Randeaux/Rando/John/jr - '06 Cic ZHP; Southern California
    "ZHP or not, I still like you"


    ZHP Performance Package, Cold Weather Package, Leather, Jet Black/Black/BlackCube, NAV, Anthracite Black "my individual" interior trim
    ESS Stage 1 Twin Screw Supercharger, Sprint Booster, BMW Perf Intake, Magnaflow Exhaust, Dinan TB & STEP S/W, UCC Sway Bars, Apex EC-7 18x8.5 ET38
    Suspension: AST 44100 dampers, Bimmerworld front adjustable end links, Swift springs (8K front, 10K rear), Vorshlag camber plates
    Dynavin D99+, Hardwire V1 (w/V1 Connection), BSW Stage 1 Speakers, Kicker Amp/Subwoofer
    BMW Performance Strut Brace, Orion V2 Angel Eyes, No-holes License Plate, SMG Paddle Shift Mod, Besian VANOS, Gold DISA, Fan Delete, M3 Side Mirrors
    Note: Actual car no longer resembles signature picture

  7. #5727
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    @Karl Lazlo lol i think it's time to go back to work bruh

  8. #5728
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZHPizza View Post
    @Karl Lazlo lol i think it's time to go back to work bruh
    Implying this isn’t his new job.


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  9. #5729
    Quote Originally Posted by BMWCurves View Post
    Implying this isn’t his new job.
    Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitstaff.

  10. #5730
    Found my car today to have condensation on the left headlight....like, a lot. How critical is it to fix this? I imagine my seals / gaskets are leaking at which time i'd change the lenses as well, but is it something i can take my time doing or want to tackle asap as to not ruin the xenons?

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