Haha-- I'm trying, brother!
My out-the-door won't apply, as I had a hook at my local installer and was owed a favor.
TireRack.com for tires and shipping, plus $25 per tire for install and balance would have totaled $772 less $50 mail-in rebate.
Really digging these things so far. Will have another couple of hundred put on them by the end of the weekend.