Ha! As a native Californian not only could I not afford the cost of living while there, I also couldn't afford the cost of dieing there either!
Managed to find a 3/8" screw Saturday on a back road between Timbukone and Timbuktwo and had to limp to a garage to get a "Hillbully Plug" (HP). The M Mobility Kit compressor was a life saver, the goo was worthless.
First flat I've had in at least fifteen years.
Ordered a new PS2 at Discount Tire today. I was floored when the service adviser informed me I was getting a $100 credit from Michelin as well, which is based on the residual of the tire remaining (7/32 tread remaining). Hats off to Michelin for this program.
The below pic shows the actual offending screw in a sipe just above the HP.
Also ordered 3 Dyna Plug kits, one for each horseless carriage.