ZHPizza's red car

[slater]

Let me just leave this here. That is Slater's touring and an engine hoist is hidden somewhere in there amongst all the IKEA stuff. He has mastered this shit.



[Slater let me know if you have any issues with this pic being posted on here]

haha... no worries.

i helped a family move this past saturday, and another two saturdays before that. most of the same crew worked together on both, and now call me "The Tetris Master." LOL. i love making use of all available space, and like tetris - i just 'see' how it all fits together.

looking at that pic above, i could have packed/arranged it a lot more efficiently.

I now find that utility is overrated and dumb and everyone is stupid.

LOL.

(Touring Envy.)

[ZHPizza]

I now find that utility is overrated and dumb and everyone is stupid.

I think about these peasants with all of their doors every time my headlights turn to guide me through corners.

[Sockethead]

I fit an entire IKEA bedroom suite (king size bed 2 dressers 2 end tables) in my sedan

[san]

Why don't we all buy a van and take our BMW's in it

https://www.google.com/amp/jalopnik....1573934182/amp


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[danewilson77]

I fit an entire IKEA bedroom suite (king size bed 2 dressers 2 end tables) in my sedan

That's insane

Essssate+

[slater]

I fit an entire IKEA bedroom suite (king size bed 2 dressers 2 end tables) in my sedan

pics? i mean, come ON rob... you can't not have pics of that!!

[Sockethead]

My wife posted pics of it here like, 5 years ago...I'll see if I can dig it up for the curious

[BMWCurves]

Yeah yeah, the sedans have more "trunk space" and "utility" and tourings can fit "5-10 dead bodies depending on your level of respect for the dead, the size of the deceased, and how many limbs you cut off," but I will say that the coupe can manage to do a fair amount of hauling. I mean I bet I could fit like five kids in the trunk alone. That came out wrong...



During the year and half that I owned my old 330Ci ZSP, I was one of two friends with cars (the other a tiny Mazda2) so I ended up helping a number of people move their stuff around. One of the largest hauls was moving all of the lumber and tools in one trip that was necessary for my buddy to build his loft in my apartment. Sadly I lost the photos of it all packed into my car, but I do have a photo of most of the wood in the apartment:

Before the build


After (also hauled the mattress on the roof (that was fun) and all of his furniture. That was actually a funny story. He's foreign and wasn't sure when he'd have to leave the states (yay immigration) so he just squatted in me and my friend's HUGE apartment in south Philly. Good times were had by 2/3rds of the occupants.


I also hauled most of my stuff back from Philadelphia when I moved across the country. That includes a 42" TV, all of my clothes, a female friend's MASSIVE two suitcases, two cherished painting, and a lot of other useless junk like my altogether reasonable 3 foot-wide sombrero that has seen some shit. Trunk before the move:



Back seat:


I then proceeded to eviscerate an antelope with the business end of that car totally on purpose, so...who's laughing now? Checkmate sedan/touring plebes.
Does that have anything to do with sedans or tourings? No.
Do I care? Of course not, I won't have my self-aggrandizing and ridiculous rants derailed by something as stupid as "rational thought" or "logical arguments"



Toodles.

[Sockethead]

pics? i mean, come ON rob... you can't not have pics of that!!

As promised, here you go...

[704sw]

As promised, here you go...

Hah that's ridiculous. I can only imagine sitting in the Ikea restaurant overlooking the parking lot, and watching you try to get all of that into your car. Let's be honest, half the fun in going to Ikea is watching people play real life Tetris...the other half is the cinnamon rolls.