Road trip story & Project thread: 2001 Titanium Silver e39 M5

[Sreten]

Yessss, can't believe I forgot about that one. Perfectly put together.

[ZHPizza]

“or to give it its other name, the BMW Move Over, Poor Person.”

-James May

Yessss, can't believe I forgot about that one. Perfectly put together.

Spenser we gotta go visit this clown so he can chauffeur us around in his fancy boat. I'm thinking champagne and caviar in the back while we slam through the Nurburgring.

[Chaplian]

That sucks about the mirrors, Sreten. I remember back in 2014, two of my buddies bought brand new Civic Si's, and the first night one of them had it, the wheels were almost. People tried stealing badges, emblems, you name it. This is why we can't have nice things.

Spenser we gotta go visit this clown so he can chauffeur us around in his fancy boat. I'm thinking champagne and caviar in the back while we slam through the Nurburgring.

No Grey Poupon?

[ZHPizza]

No Grey Poupon?

"Entschuldigung, haben sie grau poupon?"

Yeah, we got this scheiße.

[Sreten]

Spenser we gotta go visit this clown so he can chauffeur us around in his fancy boat. I'm thinking champagne and caviar in the back while we slam through the Nurburgring.

Kommen Sie, fellas! I like your thinking. We shall drive around, shout and fire people for say serving warm beer.

This cruiser will likely take a long time to get roadworthy but der Mfünf is ready to put up a show.

That sucks about the mirrors, Sreten. I remember back in 2014, two of my buddies bought brand new Civic Si's, and the first night one of them had it, the wheels were almost. People tried stealing badges, emblems, you name it. This is why we can't have nice things.

Thanks, Chaplain. You just feel helpless when something like this happens. Luckily this is easily fixable albeit expensive.

"Entschuldigung, haben Sie grau poupon?"

Yeah, we got this scheiße.

sie - means she/they
Sie - is formal you

Don't ask how long it took me to learn this crap.


Fun fact - this fancy cruiser was previously owned by a pilot.

[Will]

The I'm a rich CEO version.

The oligarch package, fantastic!

[KevinC]

The I'm a rich CEO version.

Dude that's THE tiniest TV screen I've ever seen. Rich CEO needs a better comp package.

[Sreten]

She's coming home.



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[704sw]

She's coming home.



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E38s with M-Pars look badass.

[fredo]

Well done. Can't wait to hear your comments on the engine.