No.. I'm mechanically retarded so I don't know how to inspect the things you mentioned except for maybe the MAF. Is that the plug that clips into my cold air intake? I installed the aFE CAI and I remember a sensor plugging into it. The other things you mentioned.. I have no clue what you're talking about.
No DIY.. Don't have the tools, time, or knowledge. Do you suggest I go to a BMW dealership instead of a bmw-specific mechanic? I'd probably pay for an hour of labor, I'm assuming.